1 Alerion - 2:14   
2 The Final Episode (Let's Change Channel) - 4:02   
3 A Candlelit Dinner with Inamorta - 4:03   
4 Nobody Don't Dance No More - 3:59   
5 Hey There Mr. Brooks - 4:09   
6 Hiatus [Instrumental] - 1:45   
7 If You Can't Ride Two Horses at Once You Should Get out of T - 3:45   
8 A Single Moment of Sincerity - 3:50   
9 Not the American Average - 4:39   
10 I Used to Have a Best Friend (But Then He Gave Me an STD) - 4:05   
11 A Prophecy - 3:33   
12 I Was Once Possibly Maybe Perhaps a Cowboy King - 3:41   
13 When Everyday's the Weekend - 4:23